Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Stuffed with dildos that shake and swirl
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See how long she can stand the torment
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
And all the orgasms the torture can foment
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Set the presented ass a blazing
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With a steady hand a’ raising
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Follow through with a blistering stroke
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
In just moments give her a poke
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fast away the old welts passes.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Give her some new ones with lots of lashes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Nothing sounds better than leather on flesh
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Stripes and welts are always better fresh
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.